Green Tiny Hand Hello, darling. Fancy a drink?

Hello, darling. Fancy a drink?

Andrea, twenty-five, single, Texas.
Books, horror movies, cold days, and rainy nights.
Liberal, Pansexual, Christian.
Aspiring Vet.

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Have a piece of American dream
Open up, and swallow, on your knees
And say "Thank you".



owlmylove:

last night i dreamt i was at a baseball game and i was on the kiss-cam next to this cute boy with his family and everyone was cheering us on and the guy smiled at me and i smiled back and then i leaned over and kissed his sister instead and the stadium went completely silent before the announcer said “well that was certainly a curveball” and i laughed so hard i woke myself up


biscuitmango:

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I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele


drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT



peachbats:

Look at this butt that I have. 


modifiedwh0re:

My ass. Enjoy

modifiedwh0re:

My ass. Enjoy



redsuns-n-orangemoons:

Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]

i love elephants. i want to live with them. i want to talk to them. i love them.